beernesday

oh no! germans, start returning your beer bottles otherwise they're gonna run out of beer at oktoberfest !

breaking news! this just in from my well-read and well-connected correspondent, alison: "Corona just sent us a press release. To end the "global lime shortage" they have bought 1 million limes so beer drinkers won't have to go without. "Specially trained lime handlers" will be in the streets giving away the limes to Canadians during the month of March. They have "cornered the market on limes" for Corona drinkers. Hmm, since when has cornering a market helped end a global shortage?" there's a global lime shortage? lime handlers will be giving canadians limes in march? do canadians drink corona in march?