master of the universe

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if i didn't have a damned day job taking up all my time, i would totally try to make something like this happen locally:




Learn how to win friends, influence people, and have the best damn swagger on the block with Masters of the Universe.
This 12-class course will teach you how to:
  • Taste and appreciate beer
  • Win your office sports pool
  • Dominate your grill
  • Defend yourself (and others)
  • Workout at your desk
  • Master magic tricks and illusions
  • Make your own concert t-shirt
  • Deliver fool-proof pick-up lines
  • Conquer the art of shaving
  • Create the ultimate survival kit
  • Have a swagger like no other
Classes will be held on the third Tuesday of the month at Flying Dog Brewery from 6 to 8 pm. The first hour will include an educational presentation from a guest speaker and master of that month's domain. The last hour will be reserved for beer samples, conversation, and comradery with future CEOs, ESQs, MDs, PhDs, DDSs, and DILFs.
This year-long course is $100 per person, which includes admission to each class and 5 beer samples each time.
Tickets are on sale now. Only 50 spots are available for the year, so reserve yours today.

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