THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (Rick Moranis / Dave Thomas) Bob & Doug McKenzie Bob: Okay, good day. This is the Christmas part of the album, you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh, or to yourself on Christmas Eve if there is nothing else to do. Doug: Good day, eh? In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part. Bob: Oh, I guarantee ya, you'd be on. Doug: Okay, uh, this is our Christmas song, in case ya don't know what to get someone for Christmas. Doug: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen, and don't get stuck. By the way, that's me on the organ. Bob: Okay, jeez. Doug: You start. Bob: Okay ... On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ~ Beer On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ~ 2 turtlenecks ~ and a beer Bob: 'K ... On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ~ 3 french toast ~ 2 turtlenecks ~ and beer Doug: ... 'K, that should be more there. Bob: Where?