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i so want this place to be my perfect bar it's close to my house it has 40 taps of beer i like (and yes i know they rotate, but c'mon 40 taps of great american beer?  of course i'm gonna like them) it has yummy food including the best beer and cheese sauce on earth but... and you knew there'd be a but! they have some work to do for my drinking pleasure, the place is too dark i can barely read the menu ambiance is one thing, dimness is another for my drinking pleasure, the music is often too loud and no, i'm not eighty years old! seriously, i don't want to be yelling at the friend next to me at the pub i am at a pub so that i can converse with my friends if i want pumping, thumping techno beats i'll go to a club honouring the $2 off parking that avanti's used to would be nice making the waffle the same size as the 'put a bird on it' at portland craft would be nice and yes, i have made all these suggestions to the very f...