31 things to do with beer besides drink it

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from Men's Health:

31 things to do with beer besides drink it:

1.  Bathe in it
2.  Put out a fire
3.  Marinate meat
4.  Polish pots
5.  Make beer BBQ sauce
6.  Shampoo hair
7.  Loosen rusty bolts
8.  Clear up brown spots on your lawn
9.  Steam clams or mussels
10.  Pass a kidney stone
11.  Boil shrimp
12.  Kill slugs
13.  Find due North
14.  Soothe tired feet
15.  Make a beer slide
16.  Lower blood pressure
17.  Trick a cheap landlord
18.  Bake beer bread
19.  Catch mice
20.  Tie a fly
21.  Cure insomnia
22.  Massage yourself
23.  Calm an upset stomach
24.  Build your next home
25.  Cook rice
26.  Stop snoring
27.  Build a plane
28.  Roast chicken
29.  Ice a hamstring
30.  Tame wild hair
31.  Scale fish

instructions are included on the website, as are recipes.

some of these are just plain silly, some would waste far too much beer to be practical, some could be done with other substances than beer, but some are pretty interesting!

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